This is our friend SNOCAP. SNOCAP is your friend too. Look closely at SNOCAP. See the song names? See the pretty colors? Don't they make you feel relaxed? So relaxed...all through your body. You're getting sleepy, aren't you? That warm, cozy feeling. Deep down in the blankets on a cold winter morning. Sleeepppyyy.....
Can you hear me? Nod your head if you can hear me. Good. Now pull out your credit card. Use your mouse to click all the songs on the list in the SNOCAP window. That's right. It's feels good, doesn't it, to buy music on-line from The Snobs? It feels like the right thing to do. At .99 a song, it's practically free. What else can you get for .99 that's worth so much to you? And so simple to order. Now follow the instructions for payment. That's right. Good. Very good. You've done well. You've done the right thing...
Now when I count to three, you're going to wake up. You will remember nothing. Every day, any time you find yourself at a computer, you will repeat this procedure. It is the right thing to do. You know it deep in your heart. And you want to do the right thing, because you are a good person...
Ready. I'm going to count to three and you will wake up. Ready? One....two....
